"I told that Gene Simmons to come see me in my office, but that bastard never showed up"
- Paulo

"Geibler has earned a shot. Won in the IPS. Got his oval experience in the IPS. Been solid in many different American series. Could be a very nice story this May."
- Jimmy Hendricks (trackforum.com)

"Dreams die hard."
- Susan Schafer
"I know, I've been married ... three times."
- Paulo

"I could run this circus, just give it to Crashy the Clown. HONK, HONK"
- Paulo

"You're definitely not going to Indy."
- Paulo (to the waiter who dropped all the drinks)

"Everyone hates the PR guy."
- David Morgan

"There have been times when you have thrown the green flag for practice when we are not ready yet. What are you thinking? We're on Playa time here."
- Gary Sallee

"Ladies and Gentleman, start your excuses!"
- Matt "LB" Hammond

"On the advice of my legal counsel H. Dolan esq., I think I'll take the fifth."
- AdamM
"If you're taking counsel from Dolan, I'd consider drinking that fifth"
- BSJRacing (trackforum.com)

"I'll show you a racing injury."
- Jaques Lazier